9. 800mg motrin and a spray bottle temporarily replace your husband as your new best friend
8. You smell like poop and/or breastmilk and you're okay with it
7. Your laundry quadruples OVERNIGHT
6. Your shower average is 2x/week
5. You hear baby noises 24/7 (even if you're not around a baby)
4. Burps, poop, spit-up, and gaseous toots excite you
3. Garment tops become a force to be reckoned with
2. You hate your kid from 12am to 7am, but are smitten with love the remainder of the day
1. You wake up to this:
note: your baby might not be this cute.....
Congratulations!!! I've been waiting for a picture!! What's his name?
ReplyDeleteI can hear you saying every one of those things! And I know what you mean! I am so excited for your guys; he really is super cute.
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